GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a carto